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TVLines May Sweeps Scorecard 2013: Deaths, Weddings, Births, Sex, Resurrections, Firings and More!

March 9, 2013 Leave a comment

If May Sweeps is just around the corner — and the calendar says it is — that means two things, one even better than the other: 1) TV is about to get good! And 2) it’s time for TVLine’s May Sweeps Scorecard!

Like always, the Scorecard is brimming not only with Sweeps spoilers but also with season finale spoilers! And, same as last year, many of the teasers are hidden beneath a [SPOILER] tag — in other words, you’re gonna have to put on your guessing caps to figure out who’ll be doing what to (and/or with) whom.

A few things to remember before you scroll down and read on:

• Firstly, the bulk of the entries below pertain to series regulars or recurring characters from shows that air on a broadcast network (i.e. ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, The CW).

• Secondly, as the twists begin to leak, the Scorecard will be updated (and re-updated… ) until, finally, all the blanks are filled in and/or replaced by even more items! (Mind you, so as not to give away any classified intel, the blanks will often remain blank until after the plots to which they refer untwist on screen.) Regardless, so we strongly suggest you bookmark this puppy and check back for updates.

• Lastly, if it’s on the Scorecard, it happens during May Sweeps, which this year begins April 25 and ends May 22.

OK, now you can go ahead and start reading The Third Annual TVLine May Sweeps Scorecard! Hey, did you already start? Bastards, the lot of you!

Number of weddings: At least 2
1. Barney and Robin/How I Met Your Mother
2. [SPOILER]

Number of couples having sex, kissing or saying “I Love You” for the first time: At least 7
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]
3. [SPOILER]
4. [SPOILER]
5. [SPOILER]
6. [SPOILER]
7. [SPOILER]

Number of new pregnancies: At least 2
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]

Number of people giving birth: At least 2
1. Goldie/The New Normal (could air before start of May Sweeps)
2. [SPOILER]

Number of couples reuniting: At least 7
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]
3. [SPOILER]
4. [SPOILER]
5. [SPOILER]
6. [SPOILER]
7. [SPOILER]

Number of breakups/divorces: At least 6
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]
3. [SPOILER]
4. [SPOILER]
5. [SPOILER]
6. [SPOILER]

Number of fatalities: At least 7
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]
3. [SPOILER]
4. [SPOILER]
5. [SPOILER]
6. [SPOILER]
7. [SPOILER]

Number of characters likely graduating: At least 16
1. Elena/The Vampire Diaries
2. Caroline/The Vampire Diaries
3. Matt/The Vampire Diaries
4. Stefan/The Vampire Diaries
5. Bonnie/The Vampire Diaries
6. Ryan/Suburgatory
7. Artie/Glee
8. Tina/Glee
9. Sam/Glee
10. Blaine/Glee
11. Brittany/Glee
12. Axl/The Middle
13. Zach/The Good Wife
14. Declan/Revenge
15. Charlotte/Revenge
16. [SPOILER]

Number of possible fatalities: At least 8
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]
3. [SPOILER]
4. [SPOILER]
5. [SPOILER]
6. [SPOILER]
7. [SPOILER]
8. [SPOILER]

Number of resurrections and/or big returns: At least 2
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]

Number of onscreen firings/resignations/major job changes: At least 6
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]
3. [SPOILER]
4. [SPOILER]
5. [SPOILER]
6. [SPOILER]

Number of engagements/question poppings: At least 4
1. [SPOILER]
2. [SPOILER]
3. [SPOILER]
4, [SPOILER]

Number of time warps: At least 1
1. [SPOILER]

Number of shows taking trips to new realms: At least 1
1. Once Upon a Time

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