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Teen Choice Awards Winners

August 13, 2013 Leave a comment

The teens have spoken! And loudly, might I add, if the Teen Choice Awards polls we posted yesterday are to be believed as an accurate representation of the actual ceremony, which took place Sunday night in Los Angeles.

A few of the highlights from the telecast include a tearful Lea Michele dedicating her surfboard for Choice TV Actress, Comedy to her late boyfriend and Glee co-star Cory Monteith, and Harry Styles of boy band One Direction beating out Justin Bieber for Choice Male Hottie. The Vampire Diaries swept the Sci-Fi/Fantasy categories, with stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev taking home the titles of Choice TV Actor and Actress, respectively, and the series winning Choice TV Show.

TELEVISION

Choice TV Show, Drama: Pretty Little Liars

Choice TV Actor, Drama: Ian Harding, Pretty Little Liars

Choice TV Actress, Drama: Troian Bellisario, Pretty Little Liars

Choice TV Show, Sci-Fi/Fantasy: The Vampire Diaries

Choice TV Actor, Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Ian Somerhalder, The Vampire Diaries

Choice TV Actress, Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries

Choice TV Show, Action: NCIS: Los Angeles

Choice TV Actor, Action: LL Cool J, NCIS: Los Angeles

Choice TV Actress, Action: Lucy Liu, Elementary

Choice TV Show, Comedy: Glee

Choice TV Actor, Comedy: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Choice TV Actress, Comedy: Lea Michele, Glee

Choice TV, Animated Show: The Simpsons

Choice TV, Reality Competition Show: The X Factor

Choice TV, Reality Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Choice TV Villain: Janel Parrish, Pretty Little Liars

Choice TV Personality, Male: Simon Cowell, The X Factor

Choice TV Personality, Female: Demi Lovato, The X Factor

Choice TV Female Reality Star: The Kardashians & Jenners, Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Choice TV Male Reality Star: Kevin Jonas, Married to Jonas

Choice TV Male Scene Stealer: Chord Overstreet, Glee

Choice TV Female Scene Stealer: Miley Cyrus, Two and a Half Men

Choice TV Breakout Star: Blake Jenner, Glee

Choice TV Breakout Show: The Fosters

Choice Summer TV Show: Pretty Little Liars

Choice Summer TV Star, Actress: Lucy Hale, Pretty Little Liars

Choice Summer TV Star, Action: Keegan Allen, Pretty Little Liars

 

MOVIES

Choice Movie, Action: Iron Man 3

Choice Movie Actor, Action: Robert Downey, Jr., Iron Man 3

Choice Movie Actress, Action: Anne Hathaway, The Dark Knight Rises

Choice Movie, Sci-Fi/Fantasy: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Choice Movie Actor, Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Choice Movie Actress, Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Choice Movie, Drama: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Choice Movie Actor, Drama: Logan Lerman, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Choice Movie Actor, Drama: Emma Watson, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Choice Movie, Comedy: Pitch Perfect

Choice Movie Actor, Comedy: Syklar Astin, Pitch Perfect

Choice Movie Actress, Comedy: Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect

Choice Movie, Romance: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Choice Movie Actor, Romance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Choice Movie Actress, Romance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Choice Movie Villain: Adam DeVine, Pitch Perfect

Choice Movie Scene Stealer: Kellan Lutz, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Choice Movie Breakout Star: Nicholas Hoult, Warm Bodies

Choice Summer Movie Star, Female: Sandra Bullock, The Heat

Choice Movie Chemistry: Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy, The Heat

 

MUSIC

Choice Male Artist: Justin Bieber

Choice Female Artist: Demi Lovato

Choice Music Group: One Direction

Choice R&B Artist: Bruno Mars

Choice Hip-Hop/Rap Artist: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Choice Rock Group: Paramore

Choice Electronic Dance Music Artist: David Guetta

Choice Male Country Artist: Hunter Hayes

Choice Female Country Artist: Taylor Swift

Choice Country Group: Lady Antebellum

Choice Country Song: “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” Taylor Swift

Choice Single, Female Artist: “Heart Attack,” Demi Lovato

Choice Single, Male Artist: “Beauty and a Beat,” Justin Bieber

Choice Single, Group: “Live While We’re Young,” One Direction

Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Song: “Can’t Hold Us,” Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, featuring Ray Dalton

Choice Rock Song: “Radioactive,” Imagine Dragons

Choice Love Song: “Little Things,” One Direction

Choice Break-up Song: “Come & Get It,” Selena Gomez

Choice Music Breakout Artist: Ed Sheeran

Choice Music Breakout Group: Emblem3

 

EVERYTHING ELSE

Choice Female Hottie: Selena Gomez

Choice Male Hottie: Harry Styles

Choice Smile: Harry Styles

Choice Female Athlete: Gabby Douglas

Choice Male Athlete: David Beckham

Choice Comedian: Ellen DeGeneres

Choice Web Star: Cimorelli

Choice Social Network: Twitter

Ultimate Choice Award: Ashton Kutcher

Acuvue Inspire Award: Nick Jonas

Candie’s Choice Style Icon: Demi Lovato

Choice Twitter Personality: Justin Bieber

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Lea Michele’s Teen Choice Awards Speech

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Teen Choice Awards 2013 Best Moments

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Tatiana Maslany, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Americans, Bunheads, Parks and Rec, Big Bang Among Winners at 2013 TCA Awards

August 5, 2013 Leave a comment

TCA Awards Winners 2013Breaking Bad has added another trophy to its crowded kudos chest as it heads into its final eight-episode run.

AMC’s departing drama was named Program of the Year at the 2013 TCA Awards, held Saturday night at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills.

HBO’s Game of Thrones won the top drama series prize, while CBS’ The Big Bang Theory and NBC’s Parks and Recreation shared best comedy honors. Orphan Black‘s Tatiana Maslany rebounded from last month’s Emmy snub to snag the Outstanding Achievement in Drama award; Louis C.K. scored a repeat win for Outstanding Achievement in Comedy for FX’s Louie.

Elsewhere, ABC Family’s axed dramedy Bunheads won Outstanding Youth Program, FX’s The Americans was named Outstanding New Program, ABC’s Shark Tank earned Outstanding Reality Program honors and HBO’s Behind the Candleabra walked off with the Outstanding Movie/Miniseries statue.

The trophies are handed out annually by the Television Critics Association, of which TVLine’s Matt Mitovich and Megan Masters (as well as yours truly) are members.

Winners BOLDED below.

PROGRAM OF THE YEAR
The Americans, FX
Breaking Bad, AMC
Game of Thrones, HBO
House of Cards, Netflix
The Walking Dead, AMC

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN DRAMA
The Americans, FX
Breaking Bad, AMC
Game of Thrones, HBO
Homeland, Showtime
Mad Men, AMC

INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENT IN DRAMA
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad (AMC)
Vera Farmiga, Bates Motel (A&E)
Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black (BBC America)
Monica Potter, Parenthood (NBC)
Matthew Rhys, The Americans (FX)

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN COMEDY
The Big Bang Theory, CBS
Louie, FX
New Girl, Fox
Park and Recreation, NBC
Veep, HBO

INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENT IN COMEDY
Louis C.K., Louie (FX)
Lena Dunham, Girls (HBO)
Jake Johnson, New Girl (Fox)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep (HBO)
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation (NBC)

NEW PROGRAM
The Americans, FX
Elementary, CBS
House of Cards, Netflix
The Mindy Project, Fox
Orphan Black, BBC America

OUTSTANDING MOVIE, MINISERIES OR SPECIAL
American Horror Story: Asylum, FX
Behind the Candelabra, HBO
Downton Abbey, PBS
Rectify, Sundance Channel
Top of the Lake, Sundance Channel

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN REALITY PROGRAMMING
The Amazing Race, CBS
The Glee Project, Oxygen
Shark Tank, ABC
Survivor, CBS
The Voice, NBC

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN YOUTH PROGRAMMING
Adventure Time, Cartoon Network
Bunheads, ABC Family
Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, PBS
Sesame Street, PBS
Switched at Birth, ABC Family

NEWS AND INFORMATION
60 Minutes, CBS
Anderson Cooper 360, CNN
Central Park Five, PBS
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Comedy Central
Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC

HERITAGE AWARD
All In the Family, CBS
Lost, ABC
Saturday Night Live, NBC
Star Trek, NBC
Twin Peaks, ABC

CAREER ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
James L. Brooks
James Burrows
Jay Leno
William Shatner
Barbara Walters

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2013 Primetime Emmy Nominations

July 24, 2013 Leave a comment

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2013 Emmy Nominations – ENTV

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2013 Emmy Nominations: 6 Biggest Surprises and Snubs

July 19, 2013 2 comments

It’s Emmy season, time for nominations that come with no rhyme or reason!

The 2013 Emmy nominations were announced this morning, and while perennial awards season fan favorites such as Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Modern Family found themselves on the short list once again, several surprising nominees snuck in.

Of course, along with some unexpected nods come some unforgivable snubs, and this year proved to be no exception.

Snubs

• Are we taking crazy pills?! That is the only reasonable explanation we can seem to come up with after failing to hear Orphan Black‘s Tatiana Maslany‘s name read in the Best Actress in a Drama category. Girlfriend tackles six roles better than most actors can handle one. This is a crime against TV! Clone Club, we’re calling a vent session, stat.

• We basically want to challenge all Emmy voters to a duel after they failed to nominate New Girl‘s Jake Johnson, who gave one of the best, if not the best, male comedic performance of the year. We also want to slap their wrists for ignoring the series in the Best Comedy category and Zooey Deschanel for Best Actress in a Comedy.

• Sure, there are a lot of great dramas this season, but it’s pretty darn upsetting to once again see amazing series such as Justified, Sons of Anarchy and The Americans, save for an acting nom for Margo Martindale for the latter, largely ignored.

• No love for Parks and Recreation in the Best Comedy category…again? Why do we even bother to dream, people? At least Amy Poehler was recognized. Knope we can!

• We are crying even more tears over Monica Potter‘s snub in the Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy than we did over her amazing work as the cancer-stricken Kristin on Parenthood. Tissues, please!

• If any Glee actor was going to score a nod for the 2012-13 season, we probably would’ve guessed it would’ve been Lea Michele, who completely owned season four just as much as Rachel took New York City by storm. But the only star to be nominated? Jane Lynch for Best Supporting Actress.

Surprises

• Listen, we love, love, love Connie Britton more than anyone else on this earth, but to have her work on ABC’s uneven (at best) Nashville over Maslany on Orphan Black and several other dramatic leading ladies is kind of insane. And we feel like Britton would agree. Also, the fact that Hayden Panettiere didn’t land a Supporting Actress nom for her work as emotional wrecking ball Juliette Barnes is not OK.

• Why hello, Netflix! The live-streaming site fared quite well in its first Emmy season, landing nominations for House of Cards and its stars Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright, as well as Arrested Development‘s Jason Bateman. Looks like their release-it-all-at-once model paid off!

• Three cheers for Kerry Washington landing a nom for her work as Olivia Pope (aka one of TV’s best characters, male or female) on ABC’s Scandal. And three cheers as well for Dan Bucatinsky being recognized in the Best Guest Star category. Suck on that, Cyrus (Jeff Perry)!

• We’re giving Dowager Countess-esque side-eye to Emmy voters after seeing how much love they showered upon Downton Abbey, which is still good, but let’s face it, has become more soap opera-esque as of late. The PBS period hit scored nominations for Best Drama, Best Actor (Hugh Bonneville), Best Actress (Michelle Dockery), Best Supporting Actor (Jim Carter) and Best Supporting Actress (Maggie Smith).

• We totally expected TV It girl Lena Dunham and her series, Girls, to land their second nominations in as many years, but it quite the pleasant surprise to see Adam Driver, who was the standout in season two as Hannah’s weird and hopelessly compelling boyfriend, Adam, receive a Best Supporting Actor nod.

• We guess the reign of American Idol truly is over as it was once again left off the shortlist for Best Reality Program in favor of Dancing With the Stars and The Voice.

• Oh, and Liz & Dick scored two Emmy nods. No, Lindsay Lohan didn’t receive one, so pigs aren’t flying just yet. The TV movie was nominated for hair and makeup.

Were you sad to a see a certain show or star ignored? Any happy surprises? Sound off in the comments!

 

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2013 Emmys: Complete List of Nominations

July 19, 2013 Leave a comment

The nominations for the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards were announced in Los Angeles this morning, with American Horror Story: Asylum and Game of Thrones leading the way, scoring a whopping 17 and 16 nods respectively.

Not far behind was Behind the Candelabra and Saturday Night Live, snagging 15 nominations a piece. While House of Cards led all digital entries with 9 noms, including acting nods for stars Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright.

Among the other notable nominees; Breaking Bad and 30 Rock each earned 13; Downton Abbey, Mad Men and Modern Family took home 12 a piece, while Homeland and Phil Spector garnered 11 and Boardwalk Empire 10.

HBO easily dwarfed the networks, nabbing a whopping 108 nominations. Its closest rivals were CBS and NBC each with 53, ABC with 45 and Showtime with 31 while newcomer Netflix got its first taste of Emmy love with 14.

Here’s the complete list of nominees for the 2013 Emmys, taking place Sept. 22 and airing live on CBS:

 

Drama Series
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Homeland
House of Cards

Mad Men

Drama Series, Actor
Hugh Bonneville, Downton Abbey
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, News Room
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland

Drama Series, Actress
Connie Britton, Nashville
Claire Danes, Homeland
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Vera Farmiga, Bates Motel
Kerry Washington, Scandal
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men

Supporting Actor, Drama
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Bobby Cannavale, Boardwalk Empire
Jonathan Banks, Breaking Bad
Jim Carter, Downton Abbey
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland

Supporting Actress, Drama
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Morena Baccarin, Homeland
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men

Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory
Girls
Louie

Modern Family
30 Rock
Veep

Actor, Comedy Series
Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Louis C.K., Louie
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

Supporting Actor, Comedy
Adam Driver, Girls
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live
Tony Hale, Veep

Actress, Comedy Series
Lena Dunham, Girls
Laura Dern, Enlightened
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Tine Fey, 30 Rock
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series
Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory
Jane Lynch, Glee
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Merrit Wever, Nurse Jackie
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock
Anna Chlumsky, Veep

Miniseries or Movie
American Horror Story: Asylum
Behind the Candelabra
The Bible
Phil Spector
Political Animals
Top of the Lake

Actor, Miniseries or Movie
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
Toby Jones, The Girl
Al Pacino, Phil Spector
Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia

Actress, Miniseries or Movie
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum
Laura Linney, The Big C: Hereafter
Helen Mirren, Phil Spector
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie
James Cromwell, American Horror Story: Asylum
Zachary Quinto, Game Change
Scott Bakula, Behind the Candelabra
John Benjamin Hickey, The Big C: Hereafter
Peter Mullan, Top of the Lake

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie
Imelda Staunton, The Girl
Ellen Burstyn, Political Animals
Sarah Paulson, Game Change
Charlotte Rampling, Restless
Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias

Guest Actor, Comedy
Bob Newhart, The Big Bang Theory
Greg Kinnear, Modern Family
Bobby Cannavale, Nurse Jackie
Louis C.K., Saturday Night Live
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live
Will Forte, 30 Rock

Guest Actor, Drama
Nathan Lane, The Good Wife
Michael J. Fox, The Good Wife
Rupert Friend, Homeland
Robert Morse, Mad Men
Harry Hamlin, Mad Men
Dan Bucatinsky, Scandal

Guest Actress, Comedy
Molly Shannon, Enlightened
Dot-Marie Jones, Glee
Melissa Leo, Louie
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock

Guest Actress, Drama
Margo Martindale, The Americans
Diana Rigg, Game of Thrones
Carrie Preston, The Good Wife
Linda Cardellini, Mad Men
Joan Cusack, Shameless
Jane Fonda, The Newsrooom

Host, Reality or Reality-Competition Program
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
Betty White, Betty White’s Off Their Rockers
Anthony Bourdain, The Taste

Reality-Competition Program
The Amazing Race
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef
The Voice

Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Deadliest Catch
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
MythBusters
Shark Tank
Undercover Boss

Variety Series
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live

Variety Special
Louis C.K.: Oh My God
Mel Brooks Strikes Back! With Mel Brooks and Alan Yentob
The Kennedy Center Honors
Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday (Part One)
12-12-12: The Concert For Sandy Relief

Special Class
70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
London 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony
The Oscars
Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Carousel (Live From Lincoln Center)
66th Annual Tony Awards

Special Class, Short-Format, Live-Action
Between Two Ferns
Burning Love
Childrens Hospital
The Daily Show Correspondents Explain
Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show Starring Beyoncé

Special Class, Short-Format Nonfiction
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
Jay Leno’s Garage
The Office: The Farewells
Remembering 9/11
30 Rock: The Final Season
Top Chef: Last Chance Kitchen

Interactive Program
Bravo’s Top Chef Interactive Experience
Game of Thrones Season Three Enhanced Digital Experience
The Homeland SHO Sync Experience
Killing Lincoln
Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs
The Team Coco Sync Multi-Screen Experience
The Walking Dead Story Sync

Children’s Program
Good Luck Charlie
iCarly
Nick News With Linda Ellerbee—Forgotten But Not Gone: Kids, HIV & AIDS

Documentary or Nonfiction Special
All The President’s Men Revisited
Crossfire Hurricane
Death and the Civil War (American Experience)
Ethel
Manhunt: The Inside Story of The Hunt for Bin Laden

Documentary or Nonfiction Series
The Abolitionists (American Experience)
American Masters
The Men Who Built America
Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman
Vice

Voice-Over Performance
Lily Tomlin, An Apology to Elephants
Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy
Alex Borstein, Family Guy
Bog Bergen, The Looney Tunes Show
Sam Elliot, Robot Chicken
Seth Green, Robot Chiclen DC Comics Special

Animated Program
Bob’s Burgers, O.T.: The Outside Toilet
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness: Enter the Dragon
Regular Show: The Christmas Special
The Simpsons
South Park

Short-Format Animated Program
Adventure Time
Clarence
Disney Mickey Mouse Croissant de Triomphe
Regular Show
Robot Chicken

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2013 MTV VMA Nominations and Snubs

July 19, 2013 Leave a comment

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MTV News | The 2013 MTV Video Music Award Nominations Are Here

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Emmys 2013 Movie Miniseries Nominations – Behind The Candelabra

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Emmys 2013 Reality Nominations – Amazing Race, DWTS and Ryan Seacrest

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Emmys 2013 Variety Nominations – Daily Show, Bill Maher and Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Emmys 2013 Drama Nominations – Breaking Bad, House of Cards and Game of Thrones

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2013 Emmy Nominations Comedy – Arrested Development, Louie and Episodes

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Neil Patrick Harris Is Your 2013 Emmys Host

May 30, 2013 Leave a comment

He’s the host with the most… hosting obligations. Neil Patrick Harris, star of CBS’s How I Met Your Mother and all-around good guy, has been named host of the 2013 Emmy Awards. This will be Harris’s second time hosting TV’s coveted shindig, following his 2009 turn when the awards ceremony was last broadcast on CBS.

Harris is best-known for playing Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother, but we all grew up with him as Doogie Howser M.D., whiz-kid doctor. A triple-threat in the industry, Harris has been a go-to man for awards-show hosting duties over the last several years. In addition to the 2009 Emmys, he’s also hosted the Daytime Emmy Awards (2008) and will host his third consecutive Tony Awards later this year.

I’m not usually one to throw press release quotes in stories like these, but I’ll make an exception for NPH: “I couldn’t be more honored and excited to be hosting this year’s Emmy Awards,” he said. “And what perfect timing—I’ll just do the exact same script I’m about to use for the Tonys. ‘And the Emmy for Best Revival of a Musical goes to Breaking Bad!’ See, told you it works.”

This year’s Emmy Awards will take place on Sunday, September 22 and air on CBS.

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2013 Teen Choice Awards Nominations – Taylor Swift VS Twilight

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Critics’ Choice Nominations – Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones & More

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Oscars 2014: Seth Macfarlane Out, Joaquin Pheonix in?

May 21, 2013 Leave a comment

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MTV Movie Awards: Best & Worst Moments

April 15, 2013 Leave a comment

It would be hard to out-quirk an award show that presents gold-plated popcorn prizes in categories like Best Shirtless Performance and Summer’s Biggest Teen Bad A**. But, while watching the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, TVLine is still endeavoring to do exactly that. So, without further ado, our picks for…

Hottest Tamale | Hostess Rebel Wilson, who early on tells us that she couldn’t believe she didn’t get Jamie Foxx’s role in Django Unchained. “I could play black; I’m really into fat white chicks,” she deadpans. “I’m inside one right now.” Later, during a discussion of body image issues, she flashes us a third nipple, and, while accepting her plaudits for Breakthrough Performance, she challenges presenter Zac Efron to give her “an Australian kiss.” “It’s like a French kiss,” she explains, “but Down Under.”

The James Franco Nighttime Achievement Award | Who else but James Franco? In the show-opening skit, the erstwhile Wizard transforms Wilson into Iron Mangina. But, he notes, since the costume was made for Mila Kunis, she’ll have to, erm, suck in.

Biggest Bleeping Cheat | Introducing the nominees for Best WTF Moment, Chris Rock and Adam Sandler drop so many F-bombs that, through all the bleeping, we have no @*#!ing idea what they’re saying. Doesn’t seem like it goes over too well, though, even with the folks who can hear: In the audience, Seth Rogen looks like he’s wishing his seat would swallow him whole.

Cutest Butt of a Joke | Channing Tatum’s. The heartthrob’s pert posterior appears twice within the first half hour. Mind you, other bits of his anatomy also get their fair share of attention. “He’s got a magic mic,” Wilson cracks, “that I’d like to sing into.”

The Gen Y Jessica Tandy Award | Emma Watson. Thank God the camera keeps cutting to the Hogwarts grad alive and well in the audience – otherwise, during the Trailblazer tribute to the ingénue, we’d worry that she’d died. (But hey, these are the MTV Movie Awards – Maggie Smith never stood a chance, did she?)

Worst Excuse For Bothering to Put On ChapStik | Bradley Cooper. Accepting his and Jennifer Lawrence’s Best Kiss award for Silver Linings Playbook, the hunk doesn’t lock lips with either of his presenters, Steve Carell or Amanda Seyfried. What a buss’t!

Most Surprising Comeback | Amanda Bynes. Okay, Amanda Bynes isn’t really there. But doesn’t Ke$ha look just like the down-on-her-luck sitcom starlet, especially paired, as she is here, with Snoop Lion, lotsa billowing pot smoke and an outfit straight out of Kmart’s Huggy Bear Collection?

Biggest Loser | Russell Crowe. Aside from being notoriously crankypants, who’d he piss off? Not only does Franco cheekily refer to him as “my favorite Australian singer,” but Wilson later cracks that universally panned Les Miserables warbler couldn’t attend the ceremony because “he’s working on his new movie – Pitch Not Perfect.”

Biggest Misstep Not Involving Stilettos | Wilson. An extended bit in which she uses her stuffed koala Chlamydia’s X-ray vision on all-stars in the audience falls surprisingly flat. (Capt. America Chris Evans is wearing panties and desperately needs a wax, we see, for instance.) The kind of vision really needed here is foresight.

The “And They Say Romance Is Dead” Award | Will Ferrell. After Aubrey Plaza tries to steal his Comedic Genius popcorn (“Just like we rehearsed it,” he says but we don’t quite believe), the funnyman rebounds by bringing his family on stage – played by a group of Asian actors that (wink, wink) we know are not his family – and renewing his wedding vows with his disinterested “wife.”

Best Sport | Taylor Lautner. Twilight’s teen wolf claims his Shirtless trophy sipping a Big Gulp and rocking a middle-aged paunch. “This is like winning the Oscar,” he deadpans before giving shout-outs to his fellow topless stars: “McConaughey… Tatum… Lena Dunham.”

The “Sh–My Dad Says” Award | Accepting his MTV Generation popcorn, Django star Foxx charmingly notes that his 19-year-old daughter is not only beautiful (and is she – wow!) but single. But, he adds, no doubt sending her embarrassment soaring even further off the charts, “Dial it down a little bit on that dress.”

Best Grizzly Adams Impersonation | Liam Hemsworth. Introducing an in-show commercial – sorry, preview – for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, he sports such a thick beard, he could be auditioning for a ZZ Top movie. (And why is the camera so close to his face, it’s practically bumping into his nose?)

Most Cunning Linguist | Joss Whedon. The Avengers director says he and his superheroes are humbled by their Movie of the Year honor. Then, realizing that they are actually the opposite of humbled since, hey, they won, he searches for just the right word and decides that they’re actually “Bieber’d to be standing here.”

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